Thursday, January 31, 2008

Rock Of Love 2- Episode 3

Last night was episode 3 of Rock of Love 2 staring that hot Brett Michaels from Poison....although he wears that bandanna for a reason...he's old as dirt! He should take a lesson from E. Pierce Marshall (he was Anna Nicole's husband, just in case you lived under a rock for the last few years)...these young girls with their HUGE boobs only want him for his money....they are not interested in his shriveled up package.

Anyway, to recap on Episode 2, the girls had an old-school dance contest where three girls won VIP passes....this means they can interrupt Brett at any moment and get a one-on-one with him. Remember this, it causes big controversary in the next episode.

So, in episode 3 the girls (and their HUGE boobs) have a stroller derby contest. They have to get Baby Brett (outfitted to look just like Big Brett...cowboy hat covering his bald head and all) around the rink without harming him....although one team had their baby's arm ripped off by one of the LA Derby dolls. Even Lacey Connor, you know, that crazy bitch with multiple personalities from Rock of Love 1 made an appearance.

The team that wins gets a date with Brett (whoo-hooo)! This happened to be Kristy Joe's team...and this is where the cat fights come in. See, a few of the girls hate her (I think because her boobs are perkier than theirs, but that's just my theory) and two of them happened to have VIP passes (can you say set-up). So they disrupt her date and blah blah blah....she gets picked last at the end (another set-up just for good commercial cliffhanger?).

What was the greatest part of this episode? ANGELIQUE is out! I can't stand her stripper ass....she sucks and so does her stupid accent and crazy clown lips. Oh yea, and Roxy didn't get a pass either...but who cares...she had about 10 seconds of footage since she was as interesting as a dead rat.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Now Hiring: Reality Show Writers

So we have this Reality Show blog here, and we aren't making many posts. I don't have time to watch too many shows and post. I also don't have Tivo or anything. I have a new kid and too many other jobs. I thought I had some people who would post but they "don't really watch reality shows" or don't have any time apparently.

Pay/Salary- hahaha. Seriously though. I have to be upfront about this. We have no budget. But we can probably work something out based on production, quality of writing, and of course ability to bring in money. If you brng in money, you make money. Initially I would say don't expect to make much money. But if you like watching TV and can write about it, maybe we can pay you enough to cover your Tivo and/or a chunk of your cable bill.

What we would really like is one/all of the following:

1. You are a huge fan of one reality show and you can write a couple in depth posts for every episode. You will also post about interesting behind the scenes things, lives of contestants, news and so on.


2. You watch several of the less popular reality shows and can make ~20 posts a week on a variety of shows in all topics. A lot of people watch Survivor, for example. It's not hard finding people to write about that ( or it shouldn't be), and the market is more saturated. But if you watch a lot of reality shows on cable or with more of a niche appeal, that might be more valuable for us.


3. You watch and write about ALL reality shows. If you don't watch when they come on, you Tivo everything. You read and have relationships with other blogs. You read news alerts and search youTube for anything interesting. You would be willing to make 50+ posts a month about 5-10 shows at a time. ( If you fit number 3, We want to pay you $$$$, eventaully and/or some kind of profit share).

We might even ask you to write for more blogs if you want to but this is the one that really needs the help now.

So here's the deal. If you currently blog or want to blog about reality tv for fun and a little bit of money ( more money if it does well, but no guarantees), send us an email to

Include in your email: Any pertinent information about your blogging or writing skill and experience, pay expectations ( if any), availability, how much you can do, and when you can start.

WARNING: Big Brother Spoilers!

We watch the current season of Big Brother on CBS, Big Brother After Dark, and the Feeds. We watch all Big Brother 20 coverage and DVR it and watch it again. There will be posts about things we have seen from watching Big Brother 24/7. If you are a casual viewer of the CBS show-only or do not want to read any spoilers, do not read our posts dealing with After Dark and the Live Feeds.